The whole would be spinning around like the "Belgian tourniquet" previously suggested, it could be that protons are like a "drafting" mechanism, in a sea of particles, where the configuration of 3 quarks has a bigger and almost endless existence:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drafting_(aerodynamics)
Here are some more images to illustrate the idea, just give it some thought, and it would be inline with my other wacky concept of the spinning (8) ball:
http://800millionparticles.blogspot.com
I hope you might get the idea
Spinning string:

The nucleus is build up out of 3 of those strings, forming a triskel:

Photons bounce off or go through or cause the proton to slow down.

Light is like grains of sand falling throug pepples:

Well anything wacky could be discussed in this section of the forum, so I'm having a go at it